Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run.

If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars

WHAT is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!

I was suppose to write a sodium joke… But Na

Why did the crayon want to be a phone? Because it wanted to be a texta.

The lobotomist ran off with my wife… And I think he took off with my better half.

Do you think people who chanted “Drill baby, drill!” for Palin had even a flicker of self awareness while watching Avatar?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe

She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her.

[grocery store] Me (chewing): why are these grapes expensive Cashier: We know ppl eat them before they pay Me (still chewing): well I never