I don’t understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

me: “we commemorate the day you died every year” jesus: “thats nice, what’s the day called?” me: jesus: me: jesus: “keith?” me: “bad friday”

I like playing chess with bald men in the park… although its hard to find 32 of them.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….” NSFW The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”

Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) A bench can support a family.

It’s so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I’ll go with that.

What’s the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First