What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!

Knock Knock Joke -Knock Knock! -Who’s there? -The Alamo -The Alamo who? -You said you’d remember!

Why didn’t the ghost have any babies? Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.

Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines across the nation!

So an Irishman walks into a pub… What else is new?

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they cant even.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over.