If anyone has a really good fish pun… Let minnow

what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

Not to brag, but I can still fit into my high-school girlfriend.

If I had a nickel for every time Robert Duvall squinted while wearing a cowboy hat… …I’d have the same career as Robert Duvall.

Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!

What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!

Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit.

I’m really good with cars, man. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s going. – Mitch Hedberg

15 out of 12 beers agree I can’t do math when I’m drunk.

If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son.