In 20 years I will publish a book Titled ‘The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift’.

What do you call a dock that lost it’s cock? A TRANSport

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

Hear about the Hell’s Angels biker who’s a baker? he’s bad to the scone

When my son loses his 1st tooth, Im putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says “I’ll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy”

I’ve never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It’s sad as fuck.

Star Wars Casting Did you hear Carrie Fischer is going to be in the new Star Wars movies? She is going to be the new Jabba the Hutt!

I never shower. No hobo.

“Can I have more of these mouse spears?” “Sir those are toothpicks” “I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn”

How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO