Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?

Auto correct changed “mingle” to “mangle,” and now I’ve been uninvited to a Superbowl party.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels.

I hope I never have more than one kid because the urge to superglue two children together is a crippling desire I struggle against everyday.

I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he’s my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process.

My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt

I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut.

WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decalfinated.