Did you hear about Treant? He’s thinking of leaving. Perhaps branching out, Maybe even going back to his roots. I’m not sure I wood do that. He’s barking mad if you ask me.

I would tell an economics joke… ..but there’s not enough demand.

Did you know that a person born under caesarean section is not eligble to run for presidency? Yeah, they’re not a natural-born citizen.

Germany used to have a large French speaking region. It was called France

Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings.

Few months ago I was involved in an accident which left half of my entire body paralyzed. I am all right now.

What do you say when comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they’re

“Condoms, please.” “Do you need a bag for that?” “No, she’s not that ugly.”

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail? He was taking a look around

They had to shut down the T-Rex cloning program at the Oedipus Complex. It was on the news this morning. Apparently, the entire staff was eaten by mother-fucking dinosaurs.