What is a common question at lizards’ fast food joints? You want flies with that?

Here’s a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

If da Vinci were alive today, the “Mona Lisa” would have been called “IMG-20121020-00463.jpg”

I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start.

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi

Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally… so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles. Polish gram-pa said it.

A dog limps into a bar… and says” I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

Best joke in class So my teacher says: “all men are the same” and a classmate says to her: “oh, so youve tried all of them so you know?”

The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide – ion online The H + called the OH – too basic and the OH – called the H+ to acidic.