They’re only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant.

I never thought I’d love my family more than my Xbox 360, and it turned out I was right.

If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser.

‘You’re beautiful and I love you,” I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied “I just want to be friends.”

Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because their women don’t want it unless it’s 10% off

I’ve made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie.

How would you describe the average bully? Mean.

Did you hear there was a sequel to The Boy in the Striped Pajamas where he visits Charlie in his chocolate factory? It’s called the Gas Elevator (I know I’m going to hell for this)

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.