What is the car company, Kia’s, main competitor? Nokia

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym Toast Crunch If you said Synonym Life, please leave.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already.

The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can’t use in the real world.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!

A man walks into a doctor’s office completely naked except he’s wrapped in saran wrap… The doctor takes one look at him and says “I can clearly see your nuts.”

My boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.”. I’m currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!

I Asked My Wife If I Could Give Her a Chechnyan Yacht Its where I peel back her undies and stay insider her all day.

How do you catch a digital fish Online

Sometimes I ask my husband to put away the clean dishes so I can play kitchen scavenger hunt next time I need something.