What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding.

What’s an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man

If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom… I’m octa-gone.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded.

Do you need space? Join NASA!

What do you call getting high and having sex? A kush and push.

What do you call Nicky Minaj’s ass? Silicone valley

Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what’s going on and you just nod

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common? 100% chance of snow

I want to tell you all a UDP joke … but you might not get it.