How did I find out my sister was on her period? I tasted her blood on my father’s dick.

I have sexdaily I mean, I have dyslexia

An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius ‘z’ and height ‘a’ has a volume of pizza

Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!

A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!

Sometimes i flirt and i feel really akward. Idk if the people around me are gonna hate more for it. I have this rly weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes idk why. Oh wait not flirt. I ment fart

(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll just let it go.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!

I saw a butterfly earlier With a tattoo of a slag on it’s wing.

What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat.