After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home.

Q: Why wouldn’t the skeleton jump off the cliff? A: Because it had no guts.

Give me your best “I like my women…” joke Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive. Let me hear yours

something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don’t do this.it’s a rhombus. u don’t care

If you’re going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you’re going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio

Why girls don’t have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared “mom, now I know why girls don’t have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow”

An Egyptian man won’t accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river… He’s still in the Nile.

I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction

I’m calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect

Why aren’t jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11.