Those are the whitest teeth I’ve cum across today.

a jew, a christian, and a muslim walk into a bar in the holyland hey it could happen, just not on a friday, saturday or sunday

Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

The base is under assault! NaCl NH3

I couldn’t imagine my parents having sex So last night I hid in their closet and watched

Why are Peter Pan’s jokes not funny? Because they Neverland

A guy walks into a bar — and sustains a mild concussion.

what is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol.

I don’t watch Soccer… If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes I’d take my friends out to the bar.