Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas… Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!

I heard one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard in my life yesterday! It was about an anti-climax.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!

Drank 3 shots of espresso and can now feel every part of my skin at once AMA

I am going to be arrested today! Because I will be snowden!

I’m a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!

People always give bridge builders a hard time… They’re just trying to make ends meet.

50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That’s Ludacris!

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn “no, no, no!” Into “mmm, mmm, mmm”