I’m pretty bad at building fences Oops, wrong place for this post.

Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar.

The hard truth is like poetry… …most people hate hearing it.

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

I like my women like I like my coffee… K-Cups.

Being football fans … Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks

SEXY POTATO: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, and over here, and down here, and around here and

I didn’t find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary.

An Aborigine walks into a bar wearing one sandal. ‘ Lost a sandal dude??, ‘ asks the barman. ‘ Nah,found one, ‘ replies the Aborigen.

‘Tis the season to pull copious amounts of tinsel out of your dog’s butthole.