What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name

How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean.

If you prefer that unshaven look, you might not be a true hipster… These days, everyone loves hairy styles.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn’t complain…

Just watched a commercial…How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?

when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting.

You walk into my bedroom… I’m laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest. You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos.

What do you call a group of black criminals? A “protest” apparently.

My voicemail greeting: Its 2016, please hang up and text me before the beep so I don’t get a notification.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato