If you’ve ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you’re over 40.

BREAKING NEWS: They just found Hillary’s emails. 30 thousand ‘penis enlargement’ offers.

Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend

What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today… …but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong.

There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.

I wanted to show you a new link but i can’t afford the latest Zelda

Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

According to serving sizes tonight, I’m a family of 4.