What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves this will be no ordinary breeze

It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft.

There’s a gang in my area… There’s a gang in my area who recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don’t join. But enough about the church…

Wouldst the genuine Slim Shady kindly arise?

Teach a man to phish and he’ll pretend he’s a Nigerian businessman.

What’s r/jokes’s favorite breakfast? A retoast with butter on top.

If you want to know what rich people do, just follow me. I know where they live…

Why was the little shoe sad? [His father is a loafer.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_OBPxJgjY) I’m here all night

A Linux Joke In computing, what’s the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.

“People will believe anything if you whisper it.”