Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I’m from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101

What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS

Just heard that distinct “baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor” sound

Want a rabbit joke? Hare you go.

A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction Needless to say, he felt under appreciated.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

Many people say they have ADD because they can’t focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and

Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why does Karl Marx’s toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

“Honey, I’m pregnant” “Are you kidding me?” “That’s another way of saying it, I guess, yeah”