I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke… But I forgot the punchline… Then it hit me!

Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It’s terminal.

I think I have a premature ejaculation problem it seems to come out of nowhere.

A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?

Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement

Did you hear about the zombie that went vegan? He called his decision a no-brainer

What is the opposite of progress? [](/colgatereally)Congress.

Just saw a bug change its mind about going into a McDonalds.

What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can’t eat it