Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick’s Day, or good ol’ Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I’d like to share some with coworkers.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands… Police say that he topped himself.

What do you get when you wear wool socks in a tortilla chip factory? Tostitos.

*leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. “Hi” “Hey” Hi.”Push It” is about takin a dump, right? “No” “Nope” *hands friend $5*

Q: What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities? A: party poopers

Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I’m gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole.

Whats brown and rhymes with “snoop”? Dr. Dre

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap

If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too.

What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation.