It’s not nice to make fun of the obese… …They have enough on their plate.

We were on Family Feud once…. Yea, we fought the entire time.

Paddy and Michael are out walking when Paddy falls down a well…. Michael shouts down “Paddy! have you broken anything???” Paddy replies “No! there’s nothing down here to break!”

I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate.

Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes “Just Don’t Do It!”

If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they’re great!

There’s a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There’s much adieu about nothing.

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina.