I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill

Have you heard of the new band The Transmission Lines? I hear they have so much potential.

The game “HANGMAN” teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one then!

How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers.

When is a rabbi dishonest? July

I was in my coworkers office, and he said “Hey buddy… (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS.

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied “The weather didn’t agree with me.”

Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle.

Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, hoverboards, North Korea…. Oh wait, this *is* the place to post jokes, right?