My wife told me that she isn’t very happy with our sex life. A small part of me disagrees.

What pdf reader do Jedis use? The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

Exaggerations… …went up by a million percent last year.

a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with ‘her’

double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget’s balls? Ans – When he’s next to your girlfriend and he says “Her hair smells nice.” What do you call a midget vampire? Ans – Cocksucker.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? An absolute ruler

If a guy says he can’t feel anything while wearing a condom… Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years

dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog

I haven’t heard anything from my doctor since my ear surgery. Or anyone, for that matter.

Why Couldn’t Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft.