What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base? What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Knock Knock… Who’s there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke.

What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!

My right ear keeps ringing today. It’s the left ear that means your gay, right?

As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free…

A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked me “Where were you between four and six?” I replied, “Kindergarden”

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean!

If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community… That would be a reservation reservation reservation!

NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY! *other robber looks over at me* dude no you can move. We talked about this. Get the money

It would suck being run over by a limo because it would take twice as long.