Who says, “Phlbbbbtfffbllph I NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS phlbbbbtthhphhbbl” Queefer Sutherland.

My Guitar E string broke… On another note, the D String is fine!

Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share

Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages? No, he’s loving angles instead.

I’m having one of those days where I feel like the single soggy onion ring that somehow made it into an order of french fries.

my love is blind 🙁

Did you hear about the depressed lactose-intolerant woman? She committed soya-cide.

if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can’t hear a word you’re saying because I’m staring at them

Girls just wanna have funds.

Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama’s vagina? It’s a dark one.