What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin’!

Bullshit this steak’s rare. They have it at like every restaurant!

What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels

I like my Xmas turkey like I like my ass With my grandmum’s fists in it, pulling out the stuffing.

[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what’s gooey naan? me: nothing much. what’s goin’ on with you?

Spreading a woman’s legs is like spreading butter… It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife.

Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it’d be a chicken sedan!

Your potato salad recipe is not a “family secret”, your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo