How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? “We just report the facts we don’t change them.”

Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a sex change? I heard she came out the Victor

Game Journalism ^^^^Thats ^^^^The ^^^^joke

What’s the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD

I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk… He said “Wow… cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!”

[Snow White sees her doctor] Snow White: How bad is it, Doctor? Doc: Damn it I told you I’m a mine worker not a doctor. It’s my name, idiot

I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it I saw it with my own eyes

What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!

Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous.