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What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting

My teacher in first grade said I was stupid for “wanting to be a T-Rex” when I grew up but she died last year so who’s the stupid one now?

Overheard a phone conversation today **Father** – “What has a small dick and hangs down? **Son** – “What?” **Father** – “A bat. What has a big dick and hangs up?” **Son** – “What?” “click”

What is a Jamaican’s favorite video game? Smoke-a-mon

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. ‘Are you here as a ghost ?’ asked his friends ‘No I’m an undercover agent”.

My mom yelled at my sister ” GET OUTTA MY PURSE!”… My sister yelled back “I’M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU’RE PURSE!”

Texas principal: If that’s a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit.

I go to McDonald’s once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car

What’s the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home