What’s worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews

What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissyslap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)

I’m going to start making my own baby food… What’s the best cut of baby?

What’s a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

New neighbours just moved in… I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house.

Sometimes, when I’m in the bathroom.. …My dog tries to lick my balls… so I close the door…because that way nobody can see us.

A man walks past someone brushing their teeth with toothpaste in a gated garden… “Cool-gate, dude,” he said.

when you push a pull door and the person behind says “you need to pull” aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom

That’s Odd. I can’t even.

Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard.