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TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread

I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day… But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*

I hate people who say ‘age is just a number’… Age is clearly a word.

I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air… Worst transformer ever

I like my beer like i like my violence… Domestic

I could try taking matters into my own hands… But it just doesn’t do it for me.

I save a lot of money on makeup by just being attractive.

What do you call a hundred women in a tree? A cuntry (country)

Store: help wanted Me: *applies for job* Store: “no, not you”