What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything.

If the CIA has my house bugged they’ve heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy.

If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it’d be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees.

My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year’s 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year’s chili cook off.

to discover what’s going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors

Someone’s gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves

You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no.

Why do they call me the fireman? Cause I turn on the hoes

My website wouldn’t show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing