Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? Ph.P.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? “Tell her you’re a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.”

How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way

Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause.

Twitter is an invention created by aliens so we don’t notice the period of time missing when they take us for experimentation.

I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)

Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy.

“Well that can’t be right.” – dogs watching us catching balls with our hands

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook