Here’s a Post Office joke Nevermind, you’ll probably never get it.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism? Head.

I hate little dogs. I can only love dogs that could kill me.

The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren’t that super Just saiyan

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes? Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.

“You haven’t been listening to a word I’ve said, have you?” It always felt like a strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation…

TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno’s instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub.

I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.