At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something.

World’s shortest poem titled…. Fleas Adam had `em

Why is Jesus’ body bread? Because given enough time it rises

A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window.

Women belong in the house… …and the senate too

Confucius on Sex Confucius say, “It is good for boy to meet girl in park…but it is better for boy to park meat in girl.”

Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12.

Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don’t take their hats off while eating.

What if you told a lie to cover up your affair, and the lie was so good that 2000 years later people were still giving each other presents?

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots.