What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There’s no room for jack, on both of them

My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That’s it.

If I were cloned I’d be beside myself with confusion. Really, I’d probably see double.

The New York Giants.

A black man and his son are walking on the beach… … the son asks “Dad, can I play with your wiener?” [](/sp) The dad says “Okay, but don’t go too far.”

What do you call an element found in the ground? Barium.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table.

Mountain ranges aren’t funny They’re hill areas.

“Please add your phone number to secure your acct.” Facebook is now the Nigerian Prince.