What’s a feminist’s favorite rapper? Feminem

You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra

Ordering a cake over the phone “And what would you like the cake to say?” [covers phone to ask wife] “Honey, do we want a talking cake?”

Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back

What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween? Urine for a treat!

An avocado-wife is giving her husband the silent treatment Husband: “I said you were the good kind of fat!”

Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me… I thought it was a nice jester…

What’s 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death

Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,”the atm”

Reddit is like cancer it’s much bigger than you thought.