Badly built roofs… Are exactly why I have truss issues

Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don’t anymore.

How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the ‘s’ out of safe and the ‘f’ out of way.

Q: What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? A: Your ghostliness.

An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin’s Origin Of Species. He’s trying to figure out if he’s his brother’s keeperor his keeper’s brother.

Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything.

did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma

Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.