What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose

Australians don’t have sex. Australians mate.

I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!

Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar… You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can’t stop from yourself from going there.

If you’re anxious and you know it…Clasp your hands.

Adopt 25 cats and you’ll never be alone. Also melt cheese on things. Not the cats though. -me as a therapist

Santa is like fathers… He only comes when the kids are asleep

Why can’t geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents.

I would rather have Parkinson’s than Alzheimer’s Because it’s better to spill half the glass than forget where you put the liquor.