When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says ” you…. Gay … Oh!”

How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19…..

Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide.

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle… …theres too many cheet-ahs

I’m always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at.

How do you get into a haunted house? By using a spookey!

How many people does it take to post a joke on /r/jokes One

Ocean’s 45: The group gets bigger each heist It’s too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail