My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed.

Dating is like vitamins If you don’t go outside much you won’t get the D.

Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story.

What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.

Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that’s not your Ferrari?

What’s the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera.

Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure

If a man tells you he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to incessantly remind him about it every 5 to 6 months.

Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn’t see that well

*chasing after a rooster* give me your cool hat