What did O say to Q? “Hey man, your dick’s hanging out.”

What do you call a seafood-eating California motorcycle cop who only pulls over nuclear reactions or a radioactive decay? Fission Chips.

Hitler did nothing wrong…. He wanted a glass of juice, not to gas the jews!

Now picture me using proper grammar Wronger

I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick.

I went to a cemetery today. The entire time I was there my phone didn’t have any service. I must have been in a dead zone.

“To be perfectly honest, I’m not a huge fan of beats by Dre.” –Dee Barnes [Context for the clueless](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dee_Barnes).

Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted? They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails

What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho

Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*