Wanna know a joke? Look through this subreddit, there are plenty of good ones to be found!

So I read on a website to “treat your furry friend once a week.” So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.

Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill.

What do you call it when two cops dance? Pork Grinds

Why does Noddy wear a giant red hat with a yellow tinkling bell on the end of it? Because he’s a cunt.

boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say “ouch rocks” when walking on rocks

HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily

[NSFW] Sex is like flipping a coin Either way you’re getting heads or tails

What’s the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.

When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead