Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station. The cops there have nothing to go on.

How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH

I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit.

A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead.

What’s the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base.

As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought …I really need to shave my balls

I was just dancing like nobody was watching and anyway… my dogs dialed 911 and these firemen think I’m having a seizure.

Most medicines have side effects… …except Viagra has front effects. Good bye.

bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it’s not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass…

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues…