How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic.

I wanted to make a joke about a Russian airplane… …but it’ll probably get shot down

What is the collective noun for a group of depressives? A melancolony

Why couldn’t Snape be a Herbology teacher? Because he wasn’t able to keep the Lilies alive.

My ceiling fan has three setting: – very slow – slow – I’m about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident

Christianity One woman’s affair which got out of hand.

A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum I wouldn’t worry too much, he’s armless.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with ‘m’ and ends in ‘arriage’? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

The Vatican just deleted all the Pope’s tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church.

Sockets What did one socket say to the other? Stay grounded.