Short Jokes
How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear!
How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear!
Miracle – something that only happens when I am not around I have that feeling that miracle is something that never happens around me or with me… does it happens with you????
Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila.
What’s the square root of 69? 8 something
How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..? Just Juan.
What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it.
Meeting my friend’s new kid is always awkward. I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?
My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated.
What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk.
A woman walks into a library and ask for a book on child birth. The librarian replies C-Section