What is Mary and Joesph’s Favorite Snack? Jeez-its

Doctor Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don’t feel well. That’s quite enough out of you !

Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you? EX-STREAM!

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound

I came. I saw. I… Oh, shit! Does anyone know how to remove semen from woodworking tools?

What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar

Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes.