What’s the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend

How do you know if you’re at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!

How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you.

It’s been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend’s pen. But he still can’t let it go.

My mum said I couldn’t go out past 12. My teenage years are going to be very lonely.

What did the hipster say… …when he was told to get off the couch? “Nah-imma-stay”

I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup.

What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids

Why is Santa’s Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant… It’s called 2 Dum Wops