Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions

Genders are like the Twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle.

Average people are mean .

I forgot Rhianna’s ex-boyfriend’s name…then it hit me.

Trump worked his way up from nothing. He’s going to give every American the same 1 million dollars he started with. That’s all you need.

Why don’t Africans go on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again.

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

I call my dick hard times.. Cuz birches always be falling on it

Today I gave my dead batteries away…. Free of charge!